May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 15

Buy a girl named Chloe a gift. She is the most amazing character in your life and you must let her know. (Chloe's love chocolate, clothes, and funky socks.)

Its May 15! I have to get the Chloe's I know a gift!

by sonik x bonik April 4, 2022

May 1

National date ur best friend day

Hey,it’s May 1 , ur my best friend,let’s date

by anonymous April 20, 2022

May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

taylor mays

A man who is large in dominance, and knows how to perfectly pleasure the depths of my rose.

Taylor Mays just has to give me one look and I know it's time to bend over.

by slowmi January 9, 2021

Bee Mai

One of the strongest humans in existence. Talented and beautiful in every way, funny and kind, generous and sweet. Her voice is like tea mixed with honey and her eyes make constellations seem dim with their shine. If you find yourself a Bee Mai, keep them close because they are rare and one of a kind.

P.S they also love lavender and communicate with dance.

Dude 1: That girl is so awesome and sweet
Dude 2: She must be Bee Mai

by consey January 21, 2021