matt steinmetz

Finesse god

Matt steinmetz calls people a finesse god

by 🤪!! June 12, 2019

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 7, 2021

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt Briede

A gay person who is a petty bitch and needs to get a grip of life.

Matt Bredie: I watch gossip girls and riverdale

Everyone else: stop being gay Matt Briede

by The Indicator 6969 May 11, 2018

Matt

A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.

I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt

by Stumpy mcdoodles July 13, 2022