A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 05, 2023
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by Sleeping Trees February 20, 2014
A male who is at the top of the social hierarchy. Above Alpha, Sigma and Yoghurt. He is a kind, thoughtful and conscientious gentleman who enjoys eating jolof rice and can crank 90s and wall-ramp rush in the popular online video game fortnite.
by hazyes November 13, 2023
Shan is possibly the best thing that ever happened to you. He is easy to fall in love with, sexy af and childish in a funny, loveable way. You should be careful not to loose Shan, you probably won’t find him again and you’ll take a long time to get over him. Shan will typically be a strawberry blonde and a narcissist, but you’ll get over that because you love him just so much.
by The girl from Smule April 08, 2020
Macca Male: Lower in the hierarchy of males, beneath beta.
Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.
Wow this man's clearly a prime Macca Male.. I'm feeling physically sick just being in his presence.
by antimaccamale June 01, 2022