Hamster washing machine

The act of shoving a hamster in your ass and then proceeding to twerk, shaking the hamster around like a washing machine

If you actually do the act of hamster washing machine, you’re fucked

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court

“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)

by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017