liberal

What you call everybody (either positively or negatively)

1.
Hey liberal, your shoes are untied

2.
This fucking liberal stole my pet fish and now i want to kill him

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Liberally educated morons

A person not only trained in the social sciences but also professionally unimpressive. Even if they have a job. To be abbreviated l.e.m.s

These people are not to be considered a moron. as liberally educated morons, they're just so unimpressive.

by Sexydimma October 19, 2025

Liberalite

A person who debates others to support the left wing.

"I hate liberalites coming into comment sections and making everything about politics!"

by Pizzelle November 22, 2025

libertarian poverty

Since anyone can provide *services *, any libertarian can theoretically contribute to the libertarian economy.
Unless they are just in libertarian poverty, which means that they are a virgin incel.
Here, services implies sexual services.

A: "I'm in libertarian poverty at the moment, because of these pesky women"
B: "Bro admit you're bitchless and go goon to your purist hentai lmfao"

by dadiamondarmor December 17, 2025

chicken libber

n. 1. Someone in favor of free-range chickens; 2. a vegetarian; 3. a silent liberal.

After visiting the local chicken farm, Sam became a staunch chicken libber.

by ProfNS September 23, 2011

Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.

Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.

by elly2 March 29, 2012

The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.

If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!

According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!

by dangnuggets November 21, 2016