laderion

A bad bitch

laderion is a bad ass bitch

by michaelll20572929394 November 6, 2023

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

lake ontario

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.

ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?

by A rizz January 23, 2024

lacertiform

Something that looks or is shaped like a lizard.

*weird lizard shaped thing*

Person 1: Quite peculiar…

Person 2: Its quite lacertiform…

Person 1: What the fuck dies that mean.

Person 2: look it up on urban dictionary bro.

by SliplongariousSlmander February 2, 2024

lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024

Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

by ambaryk November 16, 2023