jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

jones'd by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004

jonella 

A mix of cum and nutella made when having food sex

Man i ate some jonella last night.
Wanna make some jonella with me baby ;)

jonella by Kokochiwaaaacuntefuckerr June 14, 2016

joner

When your dick reaches full excitement, but your boner only goes up to 1 inch long.

Jonah Choi had a joner today in the middle of presenting a report.

joner by Cockisgoody November 29, 2011

spike jones 

An amazing directer and maker of short documentaries like one about girl skaters. The directer of the Weezer videos Undone (Sweater Song) and Buddy Holly. Also made Sabotage video by the Beastie Boys and many others.

Spike Jones isn't really hot, but Rivers from Weezer is! So is little drummer guy at the beginning of From the Works of Spike Jones the dvd!

spike jones by Stephanie June 7, 2005

edward jones 

A dumb bitch nigga who always bitches because he's black

You know why Edward Jones that's why bitch

edward jones by JackLing86 August 9, 2015

Joner

Joner is when your jeans form a boner like form, when really your limp as can be. Although to others it may appear like your rockin one.

" I was sittin in class and noticed i was gettin some strange looks, later i realized it was probably because i was rockin a dirty ole Joner"

Joner by Alexander Campbell September 12, 2011

tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

tom joned by rev00b May 31, 2006