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Horny

An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut

For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.
Josh: “Damn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass today”
by conflict dude May 28, 2022
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The horny day

"it might be no nut November but ima act as horny as possible because its the horny day
by poggggggger_champpppp November 23, 2020
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Horny weeb

Some one who watches anime mostly for the hot waifu’s. Often named Alfie.
That Alfie is such a horny weeb.
by TheWeebHokage March 28, 2021
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Pain or Horny

The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.

Guy 1: oh I was horny.
by Dickcheney425 February 25, 2021
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Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.
I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.
by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018
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Storm Horny

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!
by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020
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Slap Horny

A state of being in which exhaustion or lack of sleep causes a person to become sexually aroused.
Bob, I don't care that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night and are slap horny, get your cock off of me!
by slappyhorny August 1, 2011
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