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Sloppy handkerchief

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.
“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief
by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025
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Left-Handed Cappuccino

The process of giving a Left-Handed Cappuccino is described as soaking your left hand in near boiling full fat milk and aggressively jerking off the person who ordered it.
“Hi could I please order a Left-Handed Cappuccino?”

“Sure thing, would you like it dry or moist?”

“I’ll take it dry and dirty please, thank you
by Agent Faggaballs October 22, 2025
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love handle implants

A cosmetic procedure involving the transfer of adipose tissue from the abdominal area (often referred to as 'love handles') to enhance breast volume and shape, commonly known as fat transfer breast augmentation.
She got a great pair of love handle implants.
by The Ferocious Whomper October 30, 2025
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penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater
Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater
by llvdoc December 12, 2025
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the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.
by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 5, 2010
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
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giving it long handle

Drinking excessively
He's been giving it long handle since Christmas.
by Mugs52 September 15, 2013
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