The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.
by Vypa August 18, 2012
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by Nerd1271204092148 October 14, 2013
Get the taylor hand mug.Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.
Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
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Get the Sammich Hands mug.Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
Gav - 'You did what bro?'
Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
by Gavanova October 2, 2011
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