Certified Hooker Fucker 

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

Certified Hooker Fucker by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

Hoe ass fucker 

A hoe ass fucker is basically a gay fuckboy but hoe ass fucker is more fun to say. Also, stupid guys who do stupid shit because they are idiots are known as hoe ass fuckers. If you are fimiliar with the common “guy wanting you for about a week, but then the idea of a relationship hits him” catastrophe then there you go. He’s a hoe ass fucker.

All the guys who leave me are hoe ass fuckers..

Hoe ass fucker by Ennaeel December 31, 2017

Goat Mother Fucker 

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

Goat Mother Fucker by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

yeye mother fucker 

A county boy or girl that is white used as a racial name for a white county he or she.

“You yeye mother fucker.”said Justin.

yeye mother fucker by Dooble bob Mehoy minoy November 23, 2018

mud fuck mother fucker 

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.

“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”

mud fuck mother fucker by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019

Ding dong fucker 

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

Ding dong fucker by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

Small dick kiddie fucker 

Aka. “Trent Powell”

A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.

Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.

Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.

Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?

Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”

Small dick kiddie fucker by Dingdongbingbong June 10, 2019