Fag

Many think this means gay or homosexual, but fag really means a bundle of sticks.
Hey John, take that fag to the back so we can start a fire.
by Why You Want to Know July 30, 2011
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fag bag

A golf bag used only by fags. Although any company can manufacture a fag bag, fag bags are usually considered to be specifically Callaway bags. Users of fag bags usually say they are comfortable with their bag and their sexuality, but in reality they are mostly butt hurt and they regret ever buying a fag bag.
Oh man did you see Mill Pickelson this weekend? He totally has a fag bag, just like Tim.
by Fag Bagger April 16, 2010
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Art Fag

Kids who like Art, and know it is their forte. They do art, appreciate art, and talk with other art fags about art. It happens to be their thing. Other people are jealous because art is a difficult concept and they don't have the capacity or the introduction to understand it. They make petty hatred posts on Urbandictionary, and are unfriendly too the art fags who sit in the back of class and talk about their latest painting, while everyone else goes on about one tree hill or Halo 3 or American Idol or whatever.
Aint nothing wrong with liking Art. I'm and Art Fag and PROUD of it.

We can't all like sport. I happen to have found a way to express my feelings through painting. I never claimed to be an empiricist. I'm an art fag, so sue me.


David and Harry tended not to talk to Sarah and Gab in Maths. They were always being art fags and talking about Dali or Oils vs. Watercolors or whatever. David hated them for being art fags. And cause they never did math.
by stonahsarah January 12, 2009
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fag muffin

when you're blowing another guy, but he's kind of tubby and your head bounces off of his gut involuntarily.
I love you, but when I'm sucking your penis, your fag muffin gives me whiplash.
by mistuh F June 29, 2010
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jazz fag

noun. meaning a spliff or joint of a widely used herb known as cannabis.
Homie 1: Yo man wot u sayin
Homie 2: I'm saying lets bun a jazz fag init
Homie 3: Seen
by MC Nakes October 12, 2007
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Cool Fag

The common mid-western "Cool Fag" is typically of an over confident and overly self assured type of person, also a dick. This person typically hangs around public areas for instance, shopping malls, public pools, public parks, fast food restaurants, and gas stations. By which this "Cool Fag" usually exhibits the common behavioral patterns of a "Bro" while exhibiting almost HALF the intelligence and social coherence of one. As such this "Cool Fag" usually does socially outward things or obviously "against the crowd" things like splashing water in a pool in order to annoy other people who are doing nothing wrong, and then simply smirks at them as if he knows something they don't. This of course makes a body wonder, "Why the hell is he trying to gain so much of the WRONG kind of attention?" well most "Cool Fags" are under the impression that being a complete and total disruptive asshole to everyone who's smaller, fatter, or older than him will gain him some obviously much needed attention from the ladies. Which, including situation and present climate of our modern society, usually DOES in some respects however in a half assed and much more "Oh look at the donkey braying and kicking" fashion. The "Cool Fag" is just a simple burn out of a person and only acts out to gain attention he will never understand or receive properly. Eventually he will mature out of this stage of his life and move on to "Mature Fag".
Eric was being such a Cool Fag that his mother and father left him alone in the walmart until he realized that the store was closing and that his parents had utterly abandoned him.

The guy from 108 was being a real cool fag in the laundry room last night! I told him to shut the hell up and he immediately left the room without his laundry!
by Dr. Weird D.P.A. August 14, 2011
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Fag rage

"The strange enigma of the anger mood swings of the faggots."

2. the act of a fag getting angry for no reason
for something that wouldnt mater to anyone else
by tomaliciousss February 10, 2010
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