The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Nappy Flapper

A person with a sail boat or sailing a boat usually very slowly, often in your way and otherwise causing chaos and mayhem, is often referred to, preferably with great gusto so as to ensure the highly skilled veteran of the sea is aware of your acknowledgement of thier prowess a #@$#@ HAPPY FLAPPER!

Begora Gregory would you get a load of that drunken Nappy Flapper off the starboard quarter!

by TadigradeInferno March 24, 2024

Snapper flapper

Worn out vagina lips 💋

Hey Shawn, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her brown Snapper flapper when she bends over. I saw it already Cody. And my Big Bird is ready for some spit !!!

by Slobber Bobby April 28, 2024

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024

Creamy Flappucino

Derived from “Flappucino” which is the female version o teabag. A creamy flappacino is when you cum inside a girl and she immediately sits on your face

I heard Nancy gave Dave a creamy flappucino last night.

by Bri Er Me Je June 6, 2024

Boob Flappin’

Sexual mode of transportation.

That hooker’s titties are perfect for boob flappin’. They’ll get ya there fast!

by l0v3rlan3 & D0ssburg April 23, 2025

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025