vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

nuttella ears

someone that never washes his/her ears this is common around england and Australia

nuttella ears is an earwax head tranny

by ching wueeng howenfa February 10, 2017

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Look at the ears

A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.

New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!

Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears

by Elder sayings December 4, 2021