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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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Girl Scout Drink

A very typical drink, ordered by most middle aged men made in a small rocks glass, with heavy ice, a miniscule amount of liquor, extra mixer, and garnished with fruit and an umbrella. It is referred to as a Girl Scout Drink by real drinkers who chose to be a man and drink a Fire Marshall Special to keep their manhood alive.
James, "Why does Carmen always drink those little sissy drinks with no liquor in them."

Glen, "He doesn't have the nerve to order a Fire Marshall Special, so he goes with the Girl Scout Drink instead."
by TuckDCconnect January 12, 2011
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Drink Horny

The extreme need for any drink of any kind
Mike: Bro what's wrong with you
Tim: I'm so drink horny
by bigbewbsfatcaulk March 27, 2024
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white girl drink

Any popular drink from an over-priced coffee shop that doesn't even have any real coffee in it.
Bob: I hate to admit it but the Snow Cap Freeze is my favorite coffee!
Jim: That's not a coffee you white ass bitch! All you ever order is white girl drinks!
by DirtyDanDaMan December 29, 2023
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Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.
They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.
by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024
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The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this! I just wanted you to know YOU are amazing! YOU are beautiful! You are unique in your own special way. No matter how hard life is right now, you always continue to shine. Ignore whatever anyone says, you are perfection. Now go outside and be perfect.
by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018
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Drink decay

Drink Decay
• Refers to the slow decline of activity in Drink preceding, during and after the Leaving Cert. When reaching the chronic stage of decay, it leads to Drink Death. Sometimes referred to
The group was dying slowly but surely “looks like drink decay to me”
by lil slug February 4, 2023
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