depression fart

the mario judah thing

“MAN SHE CHEATED ON ME. *depression fart*”

by ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ September 11, 2021

depression biceps

the biceps of a person who did bodyweight exercises for a while to try to stop their depression. they are still depressed but now they're also hot

Well at least I still have my depression biceps

by (void*) November 27, 2021

depression

something I have

depression is defined as not liking yourself or wanting to hurt yourself "when I think killing myself is the only thing I think to think"

by anonymous December 27, 2021

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018

depressioned

this is a cry for help… i am gonna kill myself and I’m trying to leave people out there to know, I don’t deserve these thoughts, I’m only 10, my parents make it worse and my therapist ruined more.

depressioned I am crying rn…

by Softiena November 18, 2022

post destructionial depression

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)

I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..

by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022

Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.

I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.

by JRdanbury February 18, 2019