Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.
Mom: Never.
by Pie_:) December 31, 2022
Get the Coming backmug. A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug. The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.
1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.
2.)
Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.
2.)
Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”
by poopingchicken191 January 22, 2024
Get the Come it!mug. by gamer0990 December 12, 2022
Get the Stupido come pinomug. by blockout February 20, 2021
Get the I feel a bubble coming onmug. by guy number 7 May 6, 2025
Get the EDD primed, let them comemug. The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
Get the I didn’t come here for a hair cutmug.