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fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old
I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.
by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016
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The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
by Pissimism September 2, 2018
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cold wieners In a pot

Wasted potential the most disappointing group of children (little) small brained imbeciles who will never get no where in life
You all are a bunch of cold wieners in a pot
Bob is a cold Weiner
by Theratspajamas February 6, 2023
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I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.
This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold
by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021
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Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
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stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.
I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.
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Piping Cold Beer

When a cold beer is being served by a waiter. It's used in the same context as piping hot tea
by Maanchies December 24, 2020
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