when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010
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by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009
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Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.
by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009
Get the Coffey522 mug.Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.
"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!
by BuzzTxt November 13, 2009
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by jubjub bird November 22, 2014
Get the coffie mug.A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.
That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.
by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010
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