chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.

Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”

by King Yamayama November 30, 2024

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Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

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Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 07, 2018

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Lucky Chip

A potato chip that is folded in half. Often incorrectly referred to as a Wish chip.

My sister and I constantly fought over the lucky chips in the bag of Doritos.

by Mazda3 March 15, 2023

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chippie chips

The tastiest of chips.
When in a chip shop make sure to ask for chippie chips, they won't serve the normal chips they will give you the don.

Steve: Wanna get some chips
Gordan Ramsey: Yer sure
Steve: Hi, can we get two portions of chippie chips, cheers.
Gordan Ramsey: hahaha what did you say
Gordan Ramsey: Hmm, damn that is delicious, finally some good fucking chips!
Steve: That's cos they are chippie chips

by anon.gcfgv755r August 03, 2020

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