Bitch captain

Cody Conrad

You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain

by Queefcookies March 7, 2017

captain jack

A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.

that sam over there is a captain jack.

by captain-planet! May 5, 2005

Captain Midnight

Person not seen at night, aka Mohammed

Watch out its Captain Midnight

by spic whipper aka Ur Dad March 12, 2003

Captain Sisko

A crap character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine who's just like Captain Kirk only even more crap and he's Black

Captain Sisko was a prophet.

by Ro2001 September 14, 2008

captain original

the gayest person in the world ha

man captain origal is gay, she has red in her hair, a lip ring and likes deathcap for cutie

by Stinky magee January 28, 2005

captain smelly pants

An derogatory term, can be used in any situation. Generally doesn't carry much offence, but can be used specifically if one was to "shite themselves"

Oli: Hey Lar
Lar: Hey captain smelly pants...

by LordBlunkey July 14, 2004

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012