Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

Canadian bj

Oral relations performed over the jeans

The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.

by Jedidiah Shiddydix February 25, 2018

Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025

Canadian legwarmer

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.

Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022