canada talk

canadian's talk WAY different then americans, they say "eh" at the begining or end of a sentence. im canadian and i dont even know i say that, but when i when to the USA i got called out for it.

"ya see, Canadian's mostly talk like a mix of an Irish accent and a lot of slang, like they say things like, eh, or ya. a lot of Americans think we live in igloos and have pets moose's and beavers, but ya only see them once in a while. so this is Canada talk for ya, eh?"

by dog lover god October 23, 2022

Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.

Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."

by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010

Canada

A sad way of life

it must be a Canada to be a forklift driver

by the word guycool February 15, 2023

Canada's History

The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.

OMG was that Canada's History

by modnarrandom February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

Soda that you might drink if there’s no Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

“I’m drinking Canada Dry right now”

by type aaaa February 20, 2022

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

Canada

Can-never-do

Oh Canada

by Cody5050 May 20, 2023