Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

camper

(1) holding the rights to kill a timedword MOB /wordin an wordMMORPG/word such as wordAO/word or wordEQ/word

(2) waiting for a MOB to spawn so you could kill it for it's loot

(1) I'm camping Eel for my guild, so back off, kthx.

(2) I've been camping TK for 4 hours to get the rack for my dodga pads

by Toolbox November 8, 2003

camp lejeune

Noun. Where boots carry their DRD and other assorted STDs back to fester until next payday.

I got my bore punched on mainside Camp Lejeune 5 years ago.

by Half Pound Bobby January 28, 2014

STD Camper

A dubbass nigga who is in a relationship with a STD campsite. He will end up with a rash on his dick because his hoe is so natty. He will end up with his mom who will put ointment on his rash infected dick. YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO' REAL!!!!! RUN AND TELL THAT!!!!! CAMPER!!!!!!!!!

Voice of Reason: Boy why you with that STD campsite now u infected with her rash!

Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: Because I Like her Alot.
Voice of Reason: I dont know what worse being an STD campsite or being a voluntary STD camper?????? Ya' Heard!!!!

by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 27, 2011

happy camper

Anyone who just got a great deal on some killer nugs.

Did you see the crystals on this nugget? Damn, I'm a happy camper.

by Kotton Mouth King of Kannibus October 28, 2003

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Campbell

Slang term referring to a homosexual (Camp-bell). Makes the hilarious assumption that even the persons "bell" is "camp".

"Yous just a Campbell (camp-bell)"

by Cormao May 30, 2006