Skip to main content

white Christmas

When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas
Cody-dude merry Christmas!

Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.

Cody-...me too
by wizkidd October 30, 2011
mugGet the white Christmas mug.

White Christmas

When you jizz on your partners face, while wearing a Santa hat.
Man, I totally gave my woman a White Christmas last night.
by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008
mugGet the White Christmas mug.

Bloody Christmas

When you finally lose it and murder your entire family on christmas. All because no one got you the present you really wanted.

"You Bastards!!! I wanted the LISA DOLL!!! NOT THE MOLLY DOLL!!!
blood bloody christmas murder bloody christmas
by Lildemonlady March 1, 2010
mugGet the Bloody Christmas mug.

White Christmas

Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.
Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.

-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.

-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.

-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.

-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.
by handon December 24, 2009
mugGet the White Christmas mug.

fucking up my christmas

This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.
by Punxzoars July 1, 2007
mugGet the fucking up my christmas mug.

SigEp Christmas Tree

(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.
1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.

2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!

3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"

4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!
by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007
mugGet the SigEp Christmas Tree mug.

hippie christmas

Celebrating the winter solstice, by burning the yuletide log then going out for chinese food and a movie.
Brighid and her daughter enjoyed a hippie christmas at the movies, while most people were at christmas church services.
by viki and kayleigh December 28, 2005
mugGet the hippie christmas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email