Canadian

A group of people who don't deserve rights. They think that they're so cool when they say aboot and eh. However, we know that their prime minister, justin trudeau is the only good thing going for their country because he really is a melanin king. they have poutine but other than that they're bad

ewwwww, that's a canadian.

by George_bush_did_9/11 November 12, 2019

Canadian tone

Using excessive sarcasm or implying some sort of questioning to a thought

You’re being judgemental. No, it’s just my Canadian tone

by Sushidog November 24, 2019

Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing

“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”

by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019

Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s

I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush

by Javon quirky April 9, 2019

Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag

That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind

by mong005e June 18, 2019

Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.

WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.

by kkksupreme June 18, 2019