The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
Get the Small “D” Boyfriendmug. i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails
someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!
someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug. August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022
Get the National Boyfriend’s Daymug. ”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
Get the National ask your friend to be your boyfriendmug. by habitlatt May 7, 2020
Get the BoYfRiEnDmug. A cringe comic series on Webtoon created by the fujoshi Refrainbow. The comic features 4 stereotypical gays, “Jock”, “Nerd” , “Goth”, and “Prep”. The creator is so lazy that you have to do loads of research to find out their actual names as they literally go by “Nerd”, “Jock”, “Prep”, and “Goth” in the comic and not by their names. The creator is a loon who draws child porn and SELLS IT. They also infantize and sexualize gay people and polyamory. The comic itself is very dry and boring, featuring your stereotypical “uwu im so smoll” boys and your “strong quiet man with a soft side!!” boys… Not to mention the ads on youtube, featuring the whiny “uwu boy” voices and shitty animation, nobody thinks you’re cute. You’re just a whiny little kid, which leads to the next issue, the nerd LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD, AND ACTS LIKE ONE TOO. I don’t understand how this comic even has a fanbase 💔
Person 1: “Have you guys read Boyfriends?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I like it!”
Person 3: “Boyfriends.…? That webcomic?”
Person 2: “Yeah!”
Person 3: “Uh,,, Sorry, I don’t like it that much. Boyfriends is not really that good and has a lot of plot holes, the creator isn’t a good person, either.”
Person 1: “Thats alright, Person 3! Nothings for everyone!”
Person 2: “I personally think it’s a really good comic, though! The characters aren’t even stereotypical!!!”
Person 3: “That’s a lie and you know it. Boyfriends goes SO slowly and theres no arc. The only reason it’s so popular is because fujoshi’s obsess over gay people. The creator makes it out as if polyamorous individuals only use poly relationships for sex.”
Person 2: “Yeah! I like it!”
Person 3: “Boyfriends.…? That webcomic?”
Person 2: “Yeah!”
Person 3: “Uh,,, Sorry, I don’t like it that much. Boyfriends is not really that good and has a lot of plot holes, the creator isn’t a good person, either.”
Person 1: “Thats alright, Person 3! Nothings for everyone!”
Person 2: “I personally think it’s a really good comic, though! The characters aren’t even stereotypical!!!”
Person 3: “That’s a lie and you know it. Boyfriends goes SO slowly and theres no arc. The only reason it’s so popular is because fujoshi’s obsess over gay people. The creator makes it out as if polyamorous individuals only use poly relationships for sex.”
by QuandaleDingleHere June 14, 2022
Get the Boyfriends.mug. This guy is my friend boyfriend I asked him and he said he is sad and broke now, I asked why and he said my girlfriend
by 1c3/Ice January 4, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug.