garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
by RatDog904 July 28, 2011
Get the taint bonnet mug.The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
by Randz in TO December 13, 2013
Get the Teenage Boner mug.The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton
Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!
Jerry: What is THAT?
Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!
Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
Jerry: What is THAT?
Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!
Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010
Get the Bonersaurus mug.When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.
Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word
Person 2: Word
by drewbydoo April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus waffle showdown mug.by Westicle July 20, 2008
Get the pwner boner mug.1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.
2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.
3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.
3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011
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