doing the beef

Killing yourself

Committing suicide

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.

by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016

beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic June 2, 2016

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Beef Weak

1. Someone who's just utterly pathetic, bit of a moron.
2. Used in context do describe a mate saying how silly they are in a joking way.

See also wasteman and noob

Emmie: Hey you two guess what?
Tanya: What?
Dan: What
Emmie: BEEF WEAKSS!

by DanJn_n November 2, 2010

Rip the Beef

fart Ripping the Beef , Ripped the Beef.
A loud, violent fart that startles those around.

Damn Sarah! Did you just rip the beef?
Who ripped the beef?
Dude, stop ripping the beef!

by Fickle9 June 1, 2018

snail beef

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

by baboon pickle October 26, 2017