HAM

Home
And
Masturbate

Man, it's been a long ass day. I'm gonna go HAM.

by hamboy6969 January 31, 2018

Mary ham

Satan himself, fucking sexist bitch who killed Poppy gloria and take over Pewdiepie's channel

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!

by Randompersonfrominternet June 6, 2019

Ham

is the act of making one believe a fun yet falsified reality

Bright totally pulled some ham on Shelbert.

by WordsOfTheFuture January 27, 2023

HAM

An acronym meaning "Hardly Agree More" to express agreement and often sameness, especially in instant and text messaging.

1. (agreement)
Guy 1: Watch this video, the girl in it is really hot!
Guy 2: Ham!

2. (sameness)
Girl: I'm going to the fair this weekend.
Guy: Ham!

by dinomoo July 22, 2010

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020