texas potato chip

cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.

then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip
That b*tch ate a home grown texas potato chip
by t-rexxx November 28, 2009
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texas hand wash

The process of sticking one hand in a woman's butt and the other in the vagina then do a hand washing motion.
Me and my girl did the texas hand wash last night
by jt23 January 17, 2008
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Texas Oil Rig

Similar in practice to the Eiffel Tower sexual position wherein a woman is on her hands and knees, satisfying two men (or women)simultaneously via intercourse in the front and the back. The Texas Oil Rig separates itself from the Eiffel Tower position by having the two members able to stand upright pour maple syrup onto the third member who remains on all fours.
The Texas Oil Rig is an Americanized Eiffel Tower.
by Benjamin Michaels January 07, 2009
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Texas Steam-Roller

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.
The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.
by JohhnyCash1 October 26, 2007
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Texas Christian University

Texas Christian University is a private university located in Fort Worth, Texas. Home of the Horned Frogs, and LaDainian Tomlinson, aka the best football player in the history of EVER!!!! Bob Schieffer, a popular journalist, also attended TCU. The school colors are purple and white. Basically, the best private Christian school in the state!
Jenna: I went to Dallas Baptist University!
Kasey: Man, really? Nobody goes there. If you want a good Christian college, you better get your butt over to Texas Christian University!
by hey lee! September 16, 2007
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texas red eye

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.
texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)
by O-Diezze July 05, 2006
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West Texas Girl

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
-George W. Bush
by J Stepleton October 21, 2004
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