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Khan Academy

The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."
Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
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Harris Academy Sutton

State school (comprehensive) with loads of people fighting and random cases of people overdosing on crack. The hallways are too tight without the 2022 new year 7s, but it'll be even worse once another 120 kids struggle getting to class.
Did you hear about what happened at Harris Academy Sutton?
Yeah, another person overdosed in the bathroom.
by Aiwjshqiejs July 12, 2022
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i love bridgeway academy :D
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Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope
by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017
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chaparral star academy

The worst school in existence. I did an experiment and put a negative, LEGIT review on their google reviews site, and it got taken down 30 minutes later. The staff is butthurt, and once they saw the review they asked their little friends to make nice fake reviews about the school.

13 out of the 15 students in my class left, I was one of the 2 remaining students. New students came to the school, and they got withdrawn from the school too, wtf. Lucky kids who left.

The staff will refuse to show you the withdrawal rate because it's VERY high.

Fun fact: I attempted suicide because of this school.

The teachers are pissed off pieces of crap, and get pissed if you ask questions. Scrublords. If a student gets bullied, nobody in the school tries to help the poor kid.
Person 1: Did you see that kid? He goes to Chaparral Star Academy.
Person 2: Poor child. I hope he doesn't commit suicide.
by reallyman11 January 31, 2018
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The ASK Academy Effect

The ASK Academy effect is basically the theory that whenever someone transfers to this school somehow the guys look mildly attractive since they're the only guys here, furthermore public schools consist of attractive guys BUT THE GUYS AT ASK ARE NERDS AND LOSERS WHY DO I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE

basically u lower ur standards a lot
Suzy: Wow omg look at him he's so hot
Patricia: He goes to ASK doesn't he

Suzy: Ya

Patricia: No wonder, he's ugly as shit. This is The ASK Academy Effect
by personrandom1 December 11, 2018
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John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

rednecks

autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018
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