While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.
Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
Get the Suprise Alabama Top Hatmug. when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth
Emma: yes now let’s shit
Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban
Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar
Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban
Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar
Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it
by Mr curve January 19, 2020
Get the Alabama snag cragglemug. a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.
by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011
Get the alabama squaling monkeymug. an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019
Get the Slovakian alabama ass suckmug. by 4 4 for $4's February 24, 2023
Get the Alabama Devil's 3 Waymug. man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
by rorsarch January 13, 2010
Get the Alabama meat hammermug.