Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

Flag

Get the Alabama Jack o Lantern mug.

alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019

Flag

Get the alabama hot pocket mug.

Alabama snag craggle

When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it

Tegan always cums when he gives her an Alabama snag craggle

by Mr curve January 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Alabama snag craggle mug.

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

Flag

Get the alabama squaling monkey mug.

Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Flag