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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth
Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
by woah really that’s sick tbf December 14, 2019
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Alabama snag craggle

When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it
Tegan always cums when he gives her an Alabama snag craggle
by Mr curve January 19, 2020
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alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.
i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.
by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011
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Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019
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Alabama Devil's 3 Way

A devils 3 way but it's with you, her, and her dad.
I'd wanted to impress my girls parents so I invited her father to an Alabama devil's 3 way
by 4 4 for $4's February 24, 2023
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Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
by rorsarch January 13, 2010
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