A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth
Emma: yes now let’s shit
Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban
Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar
Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban
Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar
Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket
by woah really that’s sick tbf December 15, 2019
When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it
by Mr curve January 19, 2020
a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.
by luvs2sploodge August 16, 2011
an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true
by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 05, 2019
by 4 4 for $4's February 25, 2023
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
by rorsarch January 07, 2010