half a virgin

when you’ve done everything besides actual sex

friend: so me and Alex hooked up last night

me: OMG does that mean you’re not a virgin anymore?
friend: i’m half a virgin, his dick didn’t go in

by marina_ August 20, 2019

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

A Marvel® Caracter

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

have a nonstick do

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

have a pash

A lesbian encounter, generally during a youthful, experimental time of life.

Pash comes from the British slang for passion.

Brie isn't a lesbo, but she did have a pash or two in college.

by rpetras November 20, 2009

Have a Disney Day!

Used to tell someone to "fuck off" in a seemingly nice way. This is an inside joke among some Disney Employees. It is used to relieve frustration with jerk-off tourists without getting yourself in trouble.

I told that asshole tourist to "Have a Disney Day!"

by MC YT November 10, 2005