Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.

Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.

by Jackglinky November 11, 2015

Wet wussie

The act of holding a water drinking competition with a bartender in Australia who is a "wussie" and refuses to drink alcohol with you. If the bartender loses he has to pay for drinks for being such a boring dick and being so thoroughly unAustralian.

Rules:

Each participant sculls a schooner of water as fast as they can.

Last one to finish pays, patron or server.

"yo donnie I wet wussied that punk who served us at White Castle and he had to pay for my drinks"

Donnie- " nice one dude! That guy wouldn't even have 6 shots with us what a shit bloke"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 23, 2016

wet Benjy

A prison lesbian (who more or less happens to be wet).

My friend is a wet Benjy.

by leavemealonebenjy October 31, 2011

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

wet style

when a man has such an obnoxiously large penis that no amount of lube will make that sucker slide in, so you need to fill a condom with water to shrivel the penis and let it soak (for approx 30 minutes) before it can be inserted into the desired hole.

Becky: Jen, his wang was so big that we had to do it wet style.

by WetStylee December 29, 2017

Wet Box

Wet box is the American word for “shower” Can also be spelled as wetbox. Not to be confused with a setting on a hose, or a rain shower.

“About to go hop in the wet box, can you grab the speaker?”
“Just took a wetbox detour it was so refreshing”
“god you stink girl lemme heat up the wet box for you real quick”

by fanabanana07898 June 29, 2023