Jew fro

Someone (doesn't have to be a jew) thathas a fro that sticks out to the side like there jewish hat was blocking the fro from coming out anymore so it came out the side also known as a pie head

Dylan:man steven has a jew fro
Mike:what?
Dylan:pie head
Mike:o its a shame

by Dylowned September 16, 2005

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together

Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!

by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011

Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.

1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew

by jn45 June 6, 2010

Fat Jewing

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.

Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."

by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas

Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.

by J Slasher December 7, 2020