Delta Math

A website commonly used for child torture.

"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.

by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025

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Maths

Everyone favourite subject........... NOT

I Hate maths so much

Now its time for everyone's favourite subject MATHS

by anonymous February 2, 2021

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toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

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Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.

That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.

by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023

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An Upper Class, Middle Class and Working Class Theory, of waking up early to watch news channels and understand, politics, weather and sports.

Finance is argued by the big buy in, (Poker Talk) he get 5 minutes to talk m, she has 10 minutes. The rest of the day is just Polite Politics. How Quaint….. Don’t know.

Double Maths

“Hi good morning welcome to bbc breakfast?”

Class systems arguing get the point I just made breakfast.

“And now for the sports and weather.”

It’s not Friday mate, get to the finance section I need Maaaaad Doooolllllaaaarr! Mr Jones.

by Teacher D September 7, 2022

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