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Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
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Manning the Gloryhole

The act of being at a gloryhole ready to fulfill patron's needs regardless of whether or not anyone attends.
James hates manning the gloryhole on Thursday mornings.
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)
Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022
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man crush

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.

or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal

“I thought you only liked girls?”

pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
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Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.
Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!
by Lukiepook September 13, 2025
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abdul the shotgun man

A Smonk (Rainbow Six Siege) that sports the Shamal headgear, S.A.S. chemical warfare uniform and runs the M590A1.
hey Bobsandvagene69 pick Abdul the shotgun man
by T H I C C Mama December 1, 2019
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Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed
The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish
by playfulTickler February 24, 2024
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