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iand i kow he wont

A little boy named "Trition" got into a discord argument with big gigachad boy "xaern" and caused him to type out this abomination of a word.
-Trition: "iand i kow he wont"
-xaern: "What the fuck did you just say"
by Gigachads son January 30, 2024
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later
Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…
by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022
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i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022
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