by mr shush July 27, 2010
Get the out of date pot noodlemug. An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
by Lumacurve June 12, 2018
Get the Get out the rulermug. When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.
Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
by Joes 204 April 25, 2008
Get the Grained Outmug. This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.
by Welovetexas August 27, 2022
Get the Texas Fill Outmug. "did you just crash out?"
"I can't help it Nirvan is so cute, I had to crash out all over him! (bukake style)"
"I can't help it Nirvan is so cute, I had to crash out all over him! (bukake style)"
by EdgarAndLouisBoyLove993 August 28, 2024
Get the Crash outmug. by Ghost mouth 1985 January 21, 2018
Get the buckled outmug. When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018
Get the Cry one outmug.