boi

Non-Plural version of boios

"Boi- You did not just-"

by SaDbOiO November 9, 2018

Nature Boy

Police slang for a really mellow naked male found to be wandering about in Public.

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.

Naked Man: Who me?

Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.

by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020

C1 bois

The best 10 th class batch ever studies in Sri Chaitanya Hoodi tortured by mahesha and randi Kumar survived The change of 3 bio teachers and screwed techno kids

C1 bois almost came all INDIA first in 10 th boards

by Ap don’t give me ur pp May 7, 2022

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021

not my boy

When Someone sees somethinq/someone they dnt like on/with there friend
or

if there homie is with an uqly smut or Female.

examp.
Male ; Yeo , who is that my guy ?
Friend ; My new shawty .
Male ; haha . Not My Boy

examp.2
male; why the fck ya posinq like that? Not My Boy

by JazzzDoee July 18, 2011

boy-zoomies

When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.

When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.

by granvilleboy January 30, 2024

boy

something u dont fuck. if u fuck them u will go to prison. fuck a man instead

Guy 1: dont fuck a boy
Guy 2: hell ya!!!!

by f uck ypu July 17, 2021