A Smonk (Rainbow Six Siege) that sports the Shamal headgear, S.A.S. chemical warfare uniform and runs the M590A1.
by T H I C C Mama December 1, 2019
Get the abdul the shotgun manmug. A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
Get the Michigan Manmug. by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025
Get the Furniture Man Landmug. When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019
Get the Man Periodmug. by kilik21 March 13, 2015
Get the man under the seamug. by shshshssh May 9, 2024
Get the Hamster Manmug.