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Lore Man

They knows all of the lore; the lore of your life, life, and all of the observable universe. This entity harvests this power and thrives off of knowledge. They are said to create the word "lore", or everything. They are some cosmic being lurking the streets of Earth, absorbing the power of the complex being of a human. Speaking to this entity will drive you to insanity from the pure information you will absorb, like Black Bolt whispering in your ear, and will explode. Only some have reported to survive a face to face interaction with this thing.
Person 1: Hey do you know where the closest gas station is?
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*

Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
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