merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017

a mans

A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY

e.g.1

Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!

Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!

e.g. 2

Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy

Bro 2: whachuuu mean?

Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn

by 1412bitch August 20, 2019

Man

A cruel creature that doesn't know Peace.

Damn, your man sucks ASS

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

Man-vi

A person who has the same zodiac sign as their bsf. I was told to write a larger paragraph. Cant hold a dog. Unnecessarily rude.

“Your zodiac is ____, Man-vi.”
“We have the same sign.”

by Khu-shi June 3, 2021

Mouldy Pee Pee Man

Dylan Kay is the mouldy pee pee man

Did you hear Dylan is the mouldy pee pee man

by bigniggy November 9, 2019

Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Bamf Man

A crime fighter similar to Jack Bauer on 24 but but a whole lot more bamf in every way

Did you see bamf man last night on tv, he saved the united states from that terorist attack?
No
It was so bamf!!

by the flying chaluppa April 12, 2009