Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022

VEE-GEE FUCK

When a couple is together but they don't want to have sex yet they rub along each other's private parts with their private part until they have an orgasm

Hey beautiful I wanted to know if you wanted to meet and VEE-GEE FUCK... ummm when ?

No sex but we can go VEE-GEE FUCK... okay.

by Vick Gates May 8, 2022

Fuck an Oli day

On March 8th you get to fuck any Oli!! With or without consent ;)

did you know today is Fuck an Oli day?

I better watch out for March 8th!!

by Cherxy October 25, 2022

project x fucked

You are so fucked it is like to burnt down your neighborhood, ruined your dad’s car and incited a riot

Yo my mom checked my browsing history I’m project x fucked

by rnrrnrnrnrnrnrn November 9, 2022

fuck Jennifer Aniston

A compliment one pays to his wife or girlfriend, especially as they approach a more mature age. Meaning she is as hot if not hotter than Jennifer Aniston (circa: Just Go With It bikini scene)

Husband telling his wife: "Fuck Jennifer Aniston, I'd rather sleep with you!"

by FWB4D November 21, 2022

Jesus fucking christ

A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"

"..."

"Bro, you okay?"

"Jesus Fucking Christ.

by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022

bon-the-fuck-jour

"what the fuck is up" in french

(if u arent obsessed with gerard way and frank iero whats wrong with u)

Gee: "What the fuck is up" in french is:
Frank: bon-the-fuck-jour
Gee: it is isn't it?
Frank: *little nod* yea
Gee: It Is Now.

by My dogs are cute! September 17, 2022