A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
Get the I can't goonmug. The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023
Get the i-Ready Diagnosticmug. An expression used after saying/hearing the most diabolical thing or as a filler word. Used to help soothe awkward situations. Also a very funny word.
Person 1: “Bro i just beat my shit for 30 mins to my long distance gf”
Person 2: “Blud i”
Person 1: “Blud i”
Person 2: “Blud i”
Person 1: “Blud i”
by kao November 12, 2023
Get the blud imug. Somedays I question whether I am nuts…
(Squirrel face)
It is you…
My heart is attached to you!!!!
A gawker I have been..
I stalker … yep that too…
I would like to add, friendly…
Notes left a time or two…
Your parking spot has changed now…
Overthinking I probably should do…
Don’t worry… I have already done 🤔
(Squirrel face)
It is you…
My heart is attached to you!!!!
A gawker I have been..
I stalker … yep that too…
I would like to add, friendly…
Notes left a time or two…
Your parking spot has changed now…
Overthinking I probably should do…
Don’t worry… I have already done 🤔
No matter the why…
No matter if it makes me cry…
You will always be my one guy!!!!
I love you!
And I am thankful I can love like this…
Even if I have to be silence ❤️❤️❤️❤️
No matter if it makes me cry…
You will always be my one guy!!!!
I love you!
And I am thankful I can love like this…
Even if I have to be silence ❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 August 17, 2024
Get the Imug. by Flying Baguettes March 17, 2023
Get the I once ate a beesechurgermug. In english it means: Hole in the castle!
It is an insult that literally dont have any meaning, but is still very powerful.
Often used by electricians in norway.
It is an insult that literally dont have any meaning, but is still very powerful.
Often used by electricians in norway.
by Baby Tin February 11, 2020
Get the Håil i borgenmug. 