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did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?
by raybeez April 15, 2022
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truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck
guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 1, 2018
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shit halo

When a guy goes bald but still has a circle of scraggly hair around the crown of his head
Wow look at Sean, he has acquired quite the shit halo since college.
by Trizzzle June 8, 2016
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Shits pack

Gaining a six pack from pushing out a shit.
"I got a shits pack after eating that"
by Keg2133333 July 11, 2018
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Oh Shit!

Commonly used to describe a bad situation, and usually accompanied by a tone representing anger, fear, or stress.
OH SHIT! I LOST MY DOG!

Oh Shit! This can't be happening...

Oh Shit! I don't have much time left!
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.
Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!
by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025
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