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My wife caught me with dat hoe and now i'm in some shit
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019
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Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019
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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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Piece of shit

Slang term for an item or object that doesn't work the way it's supposed to or is broken.
This TV is a piece of shit even though I just bought it
by Blisterbutt April 19, 2019
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Ben shit

ben said that aternos had ddos protection that is Ben shit
by Mcglibjib April 21, 2019
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Dog Shit

It’s lowkey Tyler back with a new word..

Dog Shit is lowkey what meh little 4 year old cousin called me after I wouldn’t push her on the swing... she then beat meh up..
You pile of dog shit
Ooofff
by Tyler and Jennifer April 25, 2019
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shit on me

It means to shit on a person. Poop basically.
Eww you shit on me.
by ellow111111 April 25, 2019
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