by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shit mug.1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.
Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!
by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015
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-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.
Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"
by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014
Get the Shit-uation mug.that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
by anonymous crow February 24, 2024
Get the depression shit mug.by lørd skum February 20, 2019
Get the Shit on a Shingle mug.SHIT IS THE MOST BEUTIFL THING IN THE WORLD IF I COULD MARRY YOUR SHIT I WOULD WHETHER ITS DIARRHEA OR PERFECTLY IN ONE LOG! I WILL MARRY YOUR SHIT. SHIT IS LIKE REFERING TO SOMEONE BEUTIFUL OR PRETTY SO U COULD SAY "WOW HE IS SO SHITTY" OR "DAMN THAT GIRL BE LOOKIN MIGHTY SHIT" WE LOVE SHIT!
by SchoolDropOut101 January 21, 2023
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2.The stuff that can be found on the ground
3.A nickname eg. Shit-head, Shit-cunt
4.A description of something eg. Those shoes look shit
5.One of few words that are in Gordon Ramsey's vocabulary
2.The stuff that can be found on the ground
3.A nickname eg. Shit-head, Shit-cunt
4.A description of something eg. Those shoes look shit
5.One of few words that are in Gordon Ramsey's vocabulary
by that guy over there fucking ya February 7, 2020
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