14? Fuck that Madrid

The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.

They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.

Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.

Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.

by CPL_JOHNNY_95 March 6, 2019

Wh47 7h3 fuck

an leetspeak of 'What the fuck'

Used as a person taking sarcastically.

wh47 7h3 fuck w45 7h47

by jonathan8684 June 25, 2018

Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.

Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

by BobpieChompers July 9, 2018

fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018

the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"

person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you

by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018

Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey

“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”

by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.

1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”

by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019